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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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