water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Kelly Clarkson

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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