What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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1+1 =? Too

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Men's Sports

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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