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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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