knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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