What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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