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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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