- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Guess what.. chicken butt

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the book disappear?

Tim and Eric

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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