- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Many people of many races do many things every day.

black guy graduating high school

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

one day i went to bed

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

american government

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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