What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Yes!

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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