My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Anti Joke

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