whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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