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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Obama

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Anti Joke

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