why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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