Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Barack Obama

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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