- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What is a chair?

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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