Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Zach Barlow

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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