What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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The cow went moo

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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The BCS

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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