- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Kelly Clarkson

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Get in the car.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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