- Anti Joke

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

donald................duck for president

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.