Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Kelly Clarkson

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Get in the car.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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