- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Strawberries!

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Women's rights.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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