why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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knock knock. come in.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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