- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Obamacare haters

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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