why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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kiss me?

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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