Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Guess what.. chicken butt

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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