Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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