You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Justin Bieber

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...