Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Justin Bieber

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

poop is very very yummy.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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