So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Anti Joke

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