Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Michael Castillo is gay

What is long and black The unemployment line

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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