Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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