- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

so dont touch it.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Women's rights

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

i saw your mom, i said hi

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Muslim athletes.

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