What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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