- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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