How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Dogs in my home.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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