A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

poo is yummy

rebecca is a hard worker

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Tim and Eric

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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