- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

What's the difference between a duck?

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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