What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Women.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Dance is a sport

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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