- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

A guy was beet by his wife.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Women's rights.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

the love boat

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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