- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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