whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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