- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Hello, nice to meet you.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

I hate black people. Because their black.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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