A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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what?

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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