- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

THIS IS an anti-joke.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Jacob Edwards has friends

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

I would rape her

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

-_- i like trains ... -_-

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