A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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