Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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