What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Keep up the fun Nero!

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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