- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Penal Dysfunction

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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