Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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TWIX PAUSE!

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your mom died.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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