How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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your mum

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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