Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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