- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why? Whats wrong?

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why did the dog eat poop?

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Dylan is a person

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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