A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Kathy Griffin.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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