A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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knock knock who's there no one

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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