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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Ebola

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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your mum

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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knock knock who's there?

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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(Put joke here)

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Women's rights

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Xzibit

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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