Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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