Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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