When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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canaan and mallory

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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