How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Women.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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