What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Ron Paul for President!

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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