How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Butt Sex.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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