- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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