A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

ass in my face ? no

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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