When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Two english guys meet at work

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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