Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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