- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

knock knock how there me ok come in

This is not an anti joke.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

This is a joke setup.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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