Tell you something funny.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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