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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Get in the car.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Women.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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