Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

WNBA

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I killed someone today. :D

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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