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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Yo mamas so fat.

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