- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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