Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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