- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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