What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

You are Nerochan right?

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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