Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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? I hate niiggers ?

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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