What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Your mama's so fat.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

why is john so fat years of over eating

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

No, Trinidad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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