What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

pickle sniffer

Get in the car.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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