What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Your mama's so fat.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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