If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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lol a man is drowning

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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