What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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