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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Neither does he.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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