What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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brainfart

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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i like turtals and kids

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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melon

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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