just sit down and dont be a Jew

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Women's rights.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Give me thumbs up!

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What's 9+10? 19

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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