Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Hello, nice to meet you.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Ju... Just why?

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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