- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Ju... Just why?

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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