- Anti Joke

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Dogs in my home.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.