When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Bob dole

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

my shift key is broken1

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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