- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Donald Trump

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Spread the net.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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