- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Dogs in my home.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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