when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Where's my baby??

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

At least I dont have AIDS.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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