What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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whats long and green? weed

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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