The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Darude - Sandstorm

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Harry Styles

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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