- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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