- Anti Joke

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff