- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

im black

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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