Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Hey Shea

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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