- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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