Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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