- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Women's rights.

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