What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Women's rights.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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bees knees

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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