What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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