What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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