Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Gingers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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