What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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poo

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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