- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Rigo your a stupid ass

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Your mom is so fat...

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

the asian kid gets an F

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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