why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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A midget walks under a bar

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Mike tyson

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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womens rights

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