Thumbs this down

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

thumb_up thumb_down

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

thumb_up thumb_down

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

thumb_up thumb_down

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

thumb_up thumb_down

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops