I never asked for this.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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