Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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